No Ears...

A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."

Mike is Dead...

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

"What a horrible way to die!"

"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

"What a way to go, that's terrible!"

"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."

"Man, what a way to go!"

"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

"Now that is one awful way to go!"

"No no, he survived that..."

"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"

"I shot him!"

"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"

"He was wrecking my house."

Long time no "EVERYTHING"!

Ya-hoo~!

It's been such a long time since I've wrote anything in this blog!

And I will be the first this year of 2011 too!*feeling smug*

How's life after SPM everyone?

Mine is literally the mixing up of the words;

-Boredom

-Laziness

-Nostalgic

-More boredom

-Unhealthy life style

-Bum

...and so much more!

I can't be proud of that can I?

I wonder what happened to the dreams I had written in my journal last time in Mrs.Jenny's class...





Something about journeying in a train,

And something about learning aikido or something...



Seems that all that dreams are just dreams since we can't really predict the future...*sob sob*

Gosh! How I MISSED school!*sighs*

And to think that I had wished that school should end sooner once upon a time ago....

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I guess, I'm not one to set their minds on one thing only, no? (haha)

Anyways, here are some things that I want to say;

-Keep up the good work, teach! Miss you much~^^

-Hey ex-5 Zuhrahs, how are ya guys doing! Drop something in the blog when ya hav the time!

-New keepers of 5 Zuhrah! Don't you go and bring trouble to your teachers, ya!

Well, that's that I guess...

Guten Tag alle~^^

PS: Mrs. Jenny! Why don't you let the new 5 Zuhrah students to write on this blog too? I'll bet the blog will be more exciting than our year's...haha

Give love, Be love

The Words Of Mother Teresa

The common theme of Mother Teresa words reflect her work with the lonely, the sick, the dying and the destitute. Her unending love came through in her work and in her words.

She was forever compassionate towards the loneliness felt by “wealthy” people, who on the surface had it all. She was also very concerned about the breakdown of families.

Here is a collection of her words which say it all:

• Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
  
  
• I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
  
  
• If we want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.
  
  
• Do not think that love, in order to be genuine, has to be extraordinary. What we need is to love without getting tired.
  
  
• Everybody today seems to be in such a terrible rush, anxious for greater developments and greater riches and so on, so that children have very little time for their parents, parents have very little time for each other, and in the home begins the disruption of peace of the world.
  
  
• It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy to love those close to us. It is easier to give a cup of rice to relieve hunger than to relieve the loneliness and pain of someone unloved in our own home. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start.
  
  
• If you can’t feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
  
  
• Even the rich are hungry for love, for being cared for, for being wanted, for having someone to call their own.
  
  
• Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
  
  
• Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.
  
  
• Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do... but how much love we put in that action.
  
  
• Peace begins with a smile.
  
  
• Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.
  
  
• The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted.
  
  
• The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
  
  
• The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.
  
  
• The success of love is in the loving - it is not in the result of loving. Of course it is natural in love to want the best for the other person, but whether it turns out that way or not does not determine the value of what we have done.
  
  
• There is more hunger in the world for love and appreciation in this world than for bread. We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.
  
  
• Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
  
  
• Good works are links that form a chain of love.
  
  
• In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love.

Mother Teresa’s message of love and hope lives on - it is now up to all of us to continue her work and make the world a better place.

--- Compiled in 2010 by George Wachirah --- Kenya

Life!!!

View Of Life

Life is so amusing, what you do unto others will someday come back and haunt you.

Letting go is part of life, we need to teach ourselves how to say bye.

Moving on is essential to our maturity.

No one is immune to mistakes, they always happen.

How we react to them determines who we become.

Being afraid and ashamed is a sign of the lesson leaned.

We need to stop being selfish,lets start to think of the needs of others.

Reduce your lies and treat others with dignity.

If it happened, it was meant to, don’t stress about it (that’s why it is called the past).

Yesterday needed to be in order for today to come.

Live for today and rejoice yesterday because tomorrow awaits.

You are judged by how you treat others...

--- Copyright © 2010 by Vusi Mashiane

It's time to say 'goodbye'....

After two(some of you, three) long years of sweat, blood, tears and laughter, it is time to release my 'baby turtles' to the sea..

Firstly, I want to thank each and everyone of you in 5 Zuhrah, for allowing me to come into your life, to share your ups and downs...thank you also for listening to my 'two-cents' worth of advice, thanks for listening to my nonsense too and laughing at the correct moments. Through my years with you, I have also grown (older), learn and unlearn and overall, tried to be a better teacher.

I will remember.......

Prevena, the ever vigilant and hardworking one, thanks for your help in running the English Society and all the other little projects.

Patrick, another gem of the class, who is never tardy in helping teachers, thanks for your support.

Yih Soon, the quiet one who will one day blossom into all you are meant to be, thanks for being you and for always trying to improve...

Syifa, another talented one, I marvel at how you have grown, both in English as well as in maturity and I hope you will continue to stay open-minded and be strong at whatever life throws at you....you gonna make it....

Thamayanthy, the ever hardworking and determined gem....who smiles sweetly even if she disagrees with me...hee hee...

Kit Yin, another sweet and fun girl...your determination will get you to the top

Saidatul, the ever sweet talented and helpful girl who is just waiting to be free.....

Najihah, the helpful one who can be very sensible sometimes but sometimes...

Izzatul, the thoughtful one who has a lot to say but never got around to voicing it in class, I hear you and Iunderstand...

Hidayah, the newbie who quickly adjusted to life in DZ...

Hannah, the one who has 'verbal diarrhoea' all the time...thanks for being part of us even tho you drive us up the wall at times....

amirah zul, so glad you are back and well again...

maizatul, lacking in confidence sometimes but never lacking in ideas and ambitions...

hafiz, the handsome one who drives the girls crazy....i am glad you got over your shyness

amir, the ever-smiling, obliging one....don't worry about the grammar, keep trying...

syami....the catching-up one....sorry for coming after you all the time, if only you were around more...

syamira, the faithful monitor, quiet and unassuming but ever-talented....will miss your quiet strength and support

amalina, the unassuming and gentle friend, and asni, the sweet athlete, you have been great supporters

rubaa , the obliging and sweet thing, be more confident and have faith that you are going to make it...

manimala, your humility will take you far, and you will make a good teacher if you ever want it...

khoasheliya....what can i say? sorry for making you the butt of my jokes sometimes, but you took it all in stride...it has been great to see you grow and change into a lovely young woman...

sharmini, you have tried hard to belong and i think you have succeeded...work hard

amira rahim, get healthy and work hard, husna, your quiet and unassuming ways are not a weakness but a strength....

khairani and effa, the ever sweet and obliging ones....work harder and be more focussed...

and zulaikha...to think that you could not write well in form 3 and now, look at you...how you have grown....

To all of you, thank you and i am sure we will meet again....be strong and 'carpe diem'..

SPM Sejarah Past Year Questions...

I hope that u all can refer these...most probably,these 'things' won't cum out again...haha...

SPM 2004
-Tamadun Yunani.(pemerintahan,pendidikan dan senibina)
-Piagam Madinah(kandungan &
kepentingan)
-Imperialisme Barat dan sistem Birokrasi
-Sistem Khalifah.(Konsep)
-Perusahaan getah di T.Melayu.
-Nasionalisme Tahap 1
-Sistem pilihanraya di Malaysia.
-Faktor penggubalan dasar luar Malaysia.
-ASA

SPM 2005
-Tamadun Rom.
-Peristiwa Hijrah.
-Tanaman komersial.
-Penentangan pemimpin tempatan.
-Peperiksaan awam China.
-Khalifah Umar al-Khattab.
-Tamadun Islam dan sumbangannya.
-Reaksi penubuhan Malaysia.
-Blok-blok kuasa dunia.

SPM 2006
-Dakwah Islam di Mekah.
-Ekonomi Sara diri.
-Sistem Ahli.
-K-Ekonomi.
-Tamadun Mesopotamia. (ciptaan & senibina)
-Pengaruh Islam di A.tenggara melalui bahasa, budaya dan seni.
-Malayan Union.
-DEB
-Perang dunia 1 dan 2.

SPM 2007
-Kerajaan Maritim.(ciri-ciri)
-Sistem khalifah –(Tugas, syarat & K.Abu Bakar.
-Penyebaran Islam A.Tenggara melalui pedagang.
-Pengaruh Islam di A.Tenggara melalui pemerintahan dan pendidikan.
-Revolusi Pertanian & Perindustrian.
-Definisi Imperialisme dan faktor imperialisme.
-Pembentukan Malaysia.
-pembentukan negara bangsa Eropah.
-Perlembagaan Malaysia.
-Asean dan dasar luar Malaysia.

SPM 2008
-Yunani ,prinsip demokrasi
-Perjanjian Hudaibiyah.
-Penyerahan Sarawak kepada British.
-PBB (UN)
-Tamadun Mesir Purba
-Masyarakat Jahiliah.
-Penentangan Dol Said,Mat Salleh.
-Perlombongan Bijih Timah.
-Dasar Pembangunan Ekonomi,
Dasar Pengswastaan. D.Pensyarikatan
Dasar pertanian negara.

SPM 2009 –
-Agraria vs Maritim.(ciri, pergantungan dan Iktibar & konsep saling bergantungan.
-Turki Uthmaniyah.
-Renaissance.
-Faktor nasionalisme.
-Undang-undang Tubuh Johor.
-Undang-undang Bertulis dan tidak bertulis.
-Persekutuan Tanah Melayu (PTM)
-Pakatan Murni.
-Dasar Luar Malaysia.